Okay welcome back to Brohat. I'm not going to apologize once again for a lack of company communication to its constituents as I don't need to. You've already met our new embarrassment of co-worker - Joshua "Eternity" Andrews. I am going to take a moment to embarrass him really quickly. Look, Eternity, you have no right going about showing behind the scenes pictures of us here at Brohat that we haven't given approval to public display. Especially since you decided to reveal some sensitive information about employee numbers, and that you let people know that we've hired a new person onto the team. If I ever see you do that, again, you'll be stuck giving bi-monthly reports on the Integron Sector - and you and I both know that you don't want to be doing that, nobody does, which is why there haven't been any public releases of any Integron Sector findings, because they are boring to 95% of people in the world. So, next time you are thinking about letting people know what goes behind the scenes here at Brohat, you can just shut it, okay? I don't want any replies to this, because you and I both know that this is a waste of your time, trying to show me up. I'm Albert Inkpin.

Okay, so thank you for your patience. As you can see, we have a picture of Diplo here with some random dude that sounds kind of Jamaican, but I honestly doubt that he is. Point is, I do believe that Diplo would make a good addition to our team here at Brohat Industries, and so here is a recording that he put together with this other guy who doesn't matter who he is. It is a redub of Beyonce's Halo, to which the lyrics of this song I couldn't really relay for you, I apologize, but you know what, that is what google exists for. I'm not down for doing your own dirty work.

Major Lazer - Halo

Honestly, that's really about all that I have to say to you today. I don't feel like expounding to you my thoughts on why this song is highly definitive of many things within our culture and style today, but if Eternity would give me a 1,000 word piece on how this song is a cultural manifest, I would appreciate that. Good day.